Haiku It Out

Friends

2009-07-03T11:41:00.001-07:00

Beggars cannot choose
Be happy with what you get
Do not be a dick

Naps

2009-06-09T10:45:00.001-07:00

The joy of a nap
It's a safe haven, midday
Warm slumber awaits

June

2009-06-04T15:55:00.001-07:00

Stupid rain won't stop
Am sick of the dreary gloom
When will the sun come?

Colleagues

2009-05-21T15:10:00.000-07:00

those are great high heels
you got them at the mall huh
only ten o clock

Ouch

2009-05-20T09:04:00.001-07:00

Gee this sure is fun
Untangling a slinky
Shit, now I'm bleeding

Ziggurat

2009-05-19T11:47:00.001-07:00

Idealistic
I bet I appear jaded
Fururistic love

Nostalgia

2009-05-09T10:22:00.001-07:00

Poor Jessie Spano
Getting hopped up on those pills
I'm so excited

Beyonce

2009-05-07T17:41:00.000-07:00

so you're my god but
you don't need all those stockings
let the licious shake

Sweets

2009-05-07T17:19:00.000-07:00

chocolate head buzz
you crave my hunger for sex
i'm coming down though

Circus

2009-05-07T17:13:00.000-07:00

master was trampled
i hope we have enough wax
it's dark in those tents

Judgement

2009-05-07T17:12:00.000-07:00

that's just jealousy
i own this shade of purple
so i call it plum

Hypnotism

2009-05-07T17:08:00.000-07:00

for just a moment
try to ignore my stale drone
and recall childhood

Punkers

2009-05-05T13:51:00.000-07:00

your butt flap is rad
mine still isn't finished yet
less of a rebel

Acquaintances

2009-05-05T13:42:00.001-07:00

sure i'll lend a lift
please don't ask me for money
nice meeting you too

A girl I know

2009-05-05T08:02:00.001-07:00

With a little curl
In the middle of her head
She can make men melt

Urges

2009-04-30T17:51:00.000-07:00

i won't answer you
communications are down
talk to this blunt edge

Monsters

2009-04-30T17:31:00.000-07:00

i heard slithering
crackling and whining now
cat eating popcorn

Pastries

2009-04-30T17:06:00.000-07:00

bake on a low heat
layer in carbs and trans-fats
admire those hips

Insecurity

2009-04-30T17:02:00.000-07:00

cold hands underneath
clutching they shake and tremble
the risk is holding

Doris

2009-04-30T10:30:00.000-07:00

this girl is focused
on a burberry swimsuit
veruca salt much

AM Thoughts

2009-04-30T10:25:00.000-07:00

i can't see a thing
that includes the alarm clock
shit i'm late again

Cough Cough

2009-04-30T10:16:00.000-07:00

that mask won't hide you
for the swine are rising up
giving you the chills

Advice

2009-04-29T14:11:00.000-07:00

cover your own ass
climb the corporate ladder
your legs should stay closed

Swished

2009-04-27T13:05:00.000-07:00

we swarm like large moths
with elaborate patterns
stamped into our wings

High-ku

2009-04-27T12:42:00.001-07:00

Wait, what was that sound?
Must drink gallon of water
Plus ice cream and chips

Beautiful Sneakers

2009-04-25T09:18:00.000-07:00

it's your turn honey
let's see that upper arm strength
men work the pole too

Headache

2009-04-24T20:44:00.001-07:00

Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound
Pain rushing around my head
Hope these pills work soon

Cold

2009-04-23T13:11:00.001-07:00

Stupid cold weather
Wearing layers while at home
Such a waste of clothes

On Completion

2009-04-22T16:16:00.000-07:00

take the time to brush
your whole outfit will thank you
lovely hair and teeth

Pizza soon

2009-04-22T08:45:00.001-07:00

waiting for the bus
seeing different people
must learn to drive car

No Cuts

2009-04-21T15:51:00.000-07:00

it's tuesday in hell
brimstone and hellfire abound
the line starts here ma'am

Balls

2009-04-21T11:46:00.001-07:00

Balls are so icky
Testicles you are my foe
Keep them away please

Ice Ice Baby

2009-04-21T10:20:00.000-07:00

Crunch crunchity crunch
Cold and delicious keeps me
Hydrated and chill

Your Opinion Counts

2009-04-20T17:49:00.001-07:00

Brunettes are more fun
What do blonds know anyhow?
I like your dark hair

A Summary

2009-04-20T17:40:00.000-07:00

all disco weekend
i need hot stuff baby now
please apply within

We're fat chicks

2009-04-20T15:20:00.000-07:00

being a fat girl
is like any other girl
just better and fat

big fat round booty
damn isnt it wonderful
dont smack it hard

use your hand to grab
controversial bullshit
or these awesome tits

I just work here

2009-04-20T15:19:00.000-07:00

hi how are you sir
this isn't my company
foreign currency

Friendship is tricky

2009-04-20T15:18:00.000-07:00

i know her name sure
call her other stuff inside
it is bitch sorry

For the love of bacon

2009-04-20T15:17:00.002-07:00

bacon is my joy
artery clogging be damned
i like it so much

On Fake Hair

2009-04-20T15:17:00.001-07:00

my hair is better
than what some choose to purchase
but hey shit happens

silky dreads and falls
smooth your shit down before please
looks better that way

Four Twenty, get in the spirit

2009-04-20T15:15:00.000-07:00

smoke fills the room up
why am I watching this dog
giggle festival

oh how i love weed
it makes me giggle a lot
at nothing at all

Welcome

2009-04-20T15:12:00.000-07:00

"Haiku it out" is written by two extraordinarily similar souls, who, from ths point further will be referred to as Catty and Cheeky. Enjoy.